A blowjob isn’t with your mouth, it’s with your heart
I bet who ever made the first grilled cheese got mad beejays.
SEATTLE (AP) â
This principal should be my boss.
So last week I was forced to go to the Lucky Horseshoe (or whatever it is called) and it is the gay strip club in boystown known for cheap drinks.
So I am drinking when this bro of a stripper struts over and asks if anybody wants a lap dance. Jerome immediately points to me and says “He does” and proceeds to pull out a wad of singles.
I was never more uncomfortable in my life.
Also the guy couldn’t give a lap dance to save his life. At one point he had my legs up over my head as he was grinding away at my ass. My head was being knocked into the back of the clear plastic chair that I was in.
In this video I am pretty sure we just missed the point when I flipped off Jerome.