May 2013
9 posts
spiderm-n:
A blowjob isn’t with your mouth, it’s with your heart
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Adventure day.
istealforksfromrestaurants:
I bet who ever made the first grilled cheese got mad beejays.
Bellingham school closes because of nice weather →
SEATTLE (AP) â
This principal should be my boss.
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danascullyseyeroll:
So last week I was forced to go to the Lucky Horseshoe (or whatever it is called) and it is the gay strip club in boystown known for cheap drinks.
So I am drinking when this bro of a stripper struts over and asks if anybody wants a lap dance. Jerome immediately points to me and says “He does” and proceeds to pull out a wad of singles.
I was never more uncomfortable in my...
January 2013
13 posts
gemmalard:
“i have nothing to wear” i sob as i suffocate in the massive swarm of garments that make up the unending narnia that is my closet
lambtime:
i don’t know what i’d do without cheese, or cheese popcorn, or mac and cheese, or cheesy bread, or grilled cheese, or nacho cheese, or…
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It’s January and I’m drunk-walking home over two miles in spring wear. Loving it.
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I really don’t want to have to delete this.
Name Change
Ugh, pretty sure someone from work found my Tumblr and most definitely don’t want them here.
lambtime:
dottily:
i am that annoying person who will point out every dog that exists and be like “AW LOOK AT THE DOGGE OOOOH HE’S SO CUUTE ABUBUBU DOGGY”
except i will call it a puppy even if it is the oldest dog in the world
every dog is a puppy forever
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December 2012
34 posts
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being an adult is stupid.
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A hot guy just parked next to me in the cell phone lot at Midway. Quick, what do I do? Flash my dick?
Also, pretty sure he’s packing a bowl.
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Before I die I want to:
Double penetration with a midget.
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I just watched that 20malegaynyc whatever and all I have to say is these guys just need to make some friends on the internet and get over themselves.
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When I got to work today I noticed there was a gift for me. One of my customers dropped off two bottles of wine for me.
Little did they know I would sit at home and drink them alone.
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I’m off today and so far my plans are to hide under my comforter on the internet all day.
Have a better idea?
Dicktures at 3:45am.
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My roommate just joined a polyamory group.