May 2013
9 posts
spiderm-n: A blowjob isn’t with your mouth, it’s with your heart
May 18th
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May 8th
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Adventure day.
May 8th
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istealforksfromrestaurants: I bet who ever made the first grilled cheese got mad beejays.
May 3rd
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Bellingham school closes because of nice weather →
SEATTLE (AP) â This principal should be my boss.
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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danascullyseyeroll: So last week I was forced to go to the Lucky Horseshoe (or whatever it is called) and it is the gay strip club in boystown known for cheap drinks. So I am drinking when this bro of a stripper struts over and asks if anybody wants a lap dance. Jerome immediately points to me and says “He does” and proceeds to pull out a wad of singles. I was never more uncomfortable in my...
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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January 2013
13 posts
Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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gemmalard: “i have nothing to wear” i sob as i suffocate in the massive swarm of garments that make up the unending narnia that is my closet
Jan 17th
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lambtime: i don’t know what i’d do without cheese, or cheese popcorn, or mac and cheese, or cheesy bread, or grilled cheese, or nacho cheese, or…
Jan 15th
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Jan 12th
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It’s January and I’m drunk-walking home over two miles in spring wear. Loving it.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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I really don’t want to have to delete this.
Jan 11th
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Name Change
Ugh, pretty sure someone from work found my Tumblr and most definitely don’t want them here.
Jan 11th
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lambtime: dottily: i am that annoying person who will point out every dog that exists and be like “AW LOOK AT THE DOGGE OOOOH HE’S SO CUUTE ABUBUBU DOGGY” except i will call it a puppy even if it is the oldest dog in the world every dog is a puppy forever
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2012
34 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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being an adult is stupid.
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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A hot guy just parked next to me in the cell phone lot at Midway. Quick, what do I do? Flash my dick? Also, pretty sure he’s packing a bowl.
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Before I die I want to:
Double penetration with a midget.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 17th
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I just watched that 20malegaynyc whatever and all I have to say is these guys just need to make some friends on the internet and get over themselves.
Dec 16th
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When I got to work today I noticed there was a gift for me. One of my customers dropped off two bottles of wine for me. Little did they know I would sit at home and drink them alone.
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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I’m off today and so far my plans are to hide under my comforter on the internet all day. Have a better idea?
Dec 13th
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Dicktures at 3:45am.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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My roommate just joined a polyamory group.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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